Archive for the 'Humor News' Category

Irbensky Lighthouse Cruise Control

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

On May 4th, the German owned 994-passenger cruise ship, Mona Lisa, ran aground on a sandbar in the Irbe Strait of the Baltic Sea 11-miles off the coast of Latvia after the ship’s navigator plotted a maneuvering mistake and navigated the ship on the wrong side of the Lighthouse!
The cruise ship embarked on a [...]

The Blue Beacon illuminates Papa Smurf Paul Karason

Monday, February 25th, 2008

In a true blue story, Paul Karason permanently tattooed himself using colloidal silver, a home remedy he used to treat a facial skin condition ten years ago. Paul turned Papa Smurf blue at the age of 47!
To Smurf your whole day long, watch Paul’s smurftastic video!
With a Papa Smurf colloidal silver facial mask, [...]

Nottawasaga Island Lighthouse Endangered by Politics?

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

After years of neglecting Canadian Lighthouses, some of our Canadian cousins have acquired a profound sense of urgency to save the symbols of their maritime heritage.
After 24 years of automation, the Lighthouse was abandoned in 1983. According to the Canadian Coast Guard, Nottawasaga Island Lighthouse is structurally unstable when they deactivated the Lighthouse in [...]

Kingston Lighthouse is Missing the Boat?

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Something stinks about the plans for the city treasure of Kingston, a historic Lighthouse at the junction of Rondout Creek and the Hudson River. According to a editorial written by the DailyFreeman.com, a city investment in the Lighthouse is long overdue and the Gateway to the city needs a expensive sewage line to attract [...]

Cape Ann Light Station Light-Keepers Wanted

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Looking for Light-Keeper volunteer work on a rocky island off the coast of Rockport, Massachusetts?
The Thacher Island Association is searching for two volunteer Lighthouse Keepers to help maintain the Twin Lights of Thacher Island, the iconic symbol of Rockport.
Paul St. Germain is offering a one-week apprenticeship program to train two assistant Lighthouse Keepers next [...]

Point No Point Lighthouse Bidding has Bombed

Friday, November 16th, 2007

News Flash: Bombs away on all Online Bidding!
The online auction has been temporarily suspended because the Lighthouse is a boundary marker for the Navy’s Aerial Firing Range and target area.
Furthermore, Naval authorities are not responsible for damage caused by projectiles, bombs, or missiles to any vessels, fishing structures, or fishing equipment located in the [...]

Charlotte-Genesee Lighthouse Fresnel Feud Brewing and Stewing

Friday, November 9th, 2007

Beam me up, Scotty before this Beacon Battle begins!
Two Preservation Organizations have started to feud over the ownership of a Fourth-order Fresnel lens. Both the Light-keepers of the Charlotte-Genesee Lighthouse Historical Society and the Ohio Lorain Lighthouse Foundation are NOT seeing the Light!
Since 1984, the Fresnel lens has been mounted in the Charlotte-Genesee Lighthouse [...]

Lighthouse Lobster enTrapment

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Machias Seal Island, the nesting place of Atlantic puffins and a working Lighthouse, is in the Grey Zone of a maritime dispute between the American and Canadian governments.
Since the 1870s, both nations have claimed sovereignty of the island. The United States government refers to the 1783 peace treaty with Great Britain whereas the [...]

Tillamook Rock Lighthouse Dust in the Wind

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

After 23 years of darkness, Tillamook Rock Lighthouse found new eternal life as a beacon for the Dust in the Wind. In 1980, Portland investors bought the Lighthouse for $50,000 and converted the sealed station into a Eternity at Sea Columbarium, the eternal resting place for the ashes of the deceased.
Thirty People paid [...]

Sanibel Island Lighthouse Beach Fishing

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

On Oct 20, 2007, hundreds of dead fish washed ashore at Lighthouse Beach near Sanibel Island Lighthouse. Bowman’s and Blind Pass Beaches on the island have been closed for weeks due to a Water Quality issue. Sanibel Island Mayor Mike Denham suspected red tide was the cause yet, the Fish and Wildlife Research Institute [...]