The Blue Beacon illuminates Papa Smurf Paul Karason
In a true blue story, Paul Karason permanently tattooed himself using colloidal silver, a home remedy he used to treat a facial skin condition ten years ago. Paul turned Papa Smurf blue at the age of 47!
To Smurf your whole day long, watch Paul’s smurftastic video!
With a Papa Smurf colloidal silver facial mask, you too can look blue when you feel blue! Paul will show you how to bake a Silver Smurfberry cake and squeeze some silver into your sasparilla juice!
Who says cartoon characters cannot come to life?????
Paul is a Beacon of Blue Light brightening the colorful culture of California!
With web sites offering manuals showing people how to make colloidal silver, Papa Smurf Paul Karason may have started a new Californian fad for people who are sad!
Kim 
, don’t be gobsmacked… Be on the lookout 
for Speedy the Smurfinator 
in your silicon dreams 
!
On a serious note (there is a serious side to this story?), Colloidal silver was used as an antibiotic by Doctors before the invention of penicillin in the 1930s.
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February 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I’ve seen this gentleman on The Today Show twice so far this year. He reminds me of a character out of the book “The Five People You Meet in Heaven” who was a freak-show member because of his blue skin. He had taken the colloidal silver because of a nervous condition I believe it was.
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February 25th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I have always been a fan of the smurfs Debbie…I have been sidetracked again by Techno#@%&…who have stuffed up my rank this time !!! ie authority is NOT indicating appropriate RANK…
so wasted hours over there….AGAIN!!
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February 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Hi Linda,
I saw Papa Smurf on Oprah with Dr. Oz last week describing how he used to drink the silver potion to help convince his friend who was diagnosed with petroleum poisoning to use the colloidal silver treatment.
After Paul began drinking his daily silver cocktail, he noticed his acid reflux was gone in three days. Paul began to experiment by dabbing colloidal silver on cat scratches and was amazed by the effect. After his facial skin began to peel off in ribbons, Paul applied his silver potion to his face.
Just when we think we have seen everything in life, along comes Paul Karason who turns himself into a Cartoon Character ripe and ready for the Blue Beacon post of our silicon dreams!
February 25th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Hi Smurfette Kim,
Seems like you could be a fan of the real life Papa Smurf Paul Karason?
Were you sidetracked by Technorati Turkey stuffing?
Will we see a Technorati Tunagate post from Australia soon?
February 26th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I have purple parts myself, but no talk shows want me! Shucks ….. old cat unwanted ….
Dear Debbie: I wrote a song fer U
Pappy Smurf: I have me a hole in my suspenderzzz …. I got the cartoony blues
Ain’t no use in tryin` …. sometimes the life I ain’t buyin` …. I …. GOT …. THE ….. CAR TOOONY BLUES ……. (guitar lick) (Dancing) Yhaaaaaaaaa Hoooooooooo!!!!!!
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February 26th, 2008 at 6:22 am
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February 26th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale,”
Maybe, Oprah is afraid you will expose your Private Purple Part???
We love your song Blue Smurf Boy!
And, Smurfette Kim sings the Chorus Line:
I’d be Blue, too if I was a boy named Sue!
♫ La la la la la la la la la la la
Sometimes, I turn Blue in sea water!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
awww Debbie I see you and Speedy have become quite smurflike….
My dear Dad sent me drawings of the smurfs when I lived in London…
I used to feel so homesick
I love my chorus and the that silver potion sounds promising…maybe it will get rid of my reflux….though I don’t know whether I want to be blue…still if it gets rid of a few wrinkles….
ps I told the TT to fix it immediately and guess what …they did….
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February 27th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
“Colloidal silver was used as an antibiotic by Doctors before the invention of penicillin in the 1930s.”
Before that it was the tried and true practice of blood-letting. No wonder they call it “practising” medicine.
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February 27th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Hi Smurfette Kim (at laketrees),
We’re smurfing along, singing a song side by side
Do you have a UCA inside the TT?
February 27th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Hi Blog Bloke,
How True! Are Doctors “practicing” medicine like the PC Software Engineers “practicing” the math of programming?
Seems like the patients are suffering chronic ailments from both practices!
February 28th, 2008 at 3:36 am
ok Debbie Smurfette …you have me stumped on UCA….
ummmm … nahhh …I give up
February 28th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Hi Meme Victim Kim (at laketrees),
In the Undercover World of cryptic crosswords, UCA is a UnderCover Agent like Speedy in a Submarine Race!
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February 28th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Hot Diggedy DOG!!!!!!!
I am an under-cover agent. Bond …. Speedcat Bond. I will have a grapefruitee drink with a large umbrella in the glass, shaken - NOT STIRRED
I hope my purple part does not blow my cover when in Moscow. (Undermining the Kremlizzz) they are a nasty bunch, and very very small
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February 28th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Urgent Message to Under-the-Cover Agent Eric “Speedcat Hollydale” Bond 0007:
Corporal Tatiana Romanova has just deciphered a encrypted message from the Chief of SPECTRE -
Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin has a contract to Liquidate Smurfin’ Speedcat Bond 0007 for exposing his Private Purple Part to Colonel Rosa Klebb.
To escape Russia with your life, Miss Moneypenny urges you to drink British Tea with Sputnik Russian Vodka so your Private Purple Part will become a secret missile launching you safely home!
It may hurt but this is the price a MI6 agent gladly pays to save old merry England and Kimberly “Arthouis” Barker of the HMSS!
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March 1st, 2008 at 3:49 am
Wow…I’d better lay off of my colloidal silver injections. While watching the video, I noticed him dip his tongue into the glass and almost lost my lunch!!!
I take tons of beta-carotene and eat 7 cantaloupes per day as I think orange is a much more appealing skin color than blue!
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March 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Hi Bobby,
Is it true that tons of beta-carotene and 7 cantaloupes a day transforms people into Oompa Loompas?
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March 7th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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March 8th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Hi Debbie! Haha…How did you know? In my hometown, I’m known as
Oompa “The human cheetoh”.
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March 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Hi Bobby,
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo,
I’ve got another riddle for you,
Eating Fruit Loops will turn your tongue blue!
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March 11th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Ok…I give up. After days without sleep trying to solve this riddle, I am stumped blue. Is the answer “crunch-crunch and a glass of Hawaiian punch”?
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March 11th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Hi Bobby!
Another Great Answer!
Can we add your answer to the The Riddle of the Oompa Loompas?
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